I've Got Tucker's Back, Um, So To Speak
Lunar eclipse tonight! If we still sacrificed virgins to mark astrologically significant events, I would suggest Tucker Carlson.
But ten -- no -- five minutes alone with me and he'd no longer be eligible...
[awkward silence]
2 Comments:
Don't be ashamed. I think Tucker Carlson is kind of handsome, too. It's unfortunate that he's such a partisan crank, but that's what ballgags are for, right?
Guess Who.
He's as big a DICK on his own show as he is on my show. Wait. I don't have a show.
-Mac.
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